Time with some disturbing premises

            Premise #1: the Democrats have control of everything. Premise #2: Accordingly, if they were Republicans, they could take us to war, enact a Patriot Act that no one would have the time to read because the barbarians are at our door, appropriate billions of dollars to a war no one is keeping books on and finally come up with a six page document to bail out Wall Street with a free get out of jail card attached to it. Premises # 3: That is if they were Republicans.

Time on empty streets in Pittsburgh

             Sure the G-20 came to Pittsburgh and the whole world sat by in full yawn as to what was happening. Locally however, it was anything but a yawn. Local reporters on Thursday roamed our soon to be deserted streets in search of radical anarchist hell bent on disrupting the event, but at best the only problems they could find were of traffic congestion; not of people trying to come and disrupt the event, but to get out of town before it came.

Time on Time

Time…do you have the time? Let’s get together sometime? You know, it’s all about time, and in time I guess we can do it? If we could just find the time to make better use of “our time,” what could we do?  Besides who has the time to think about time? Well, you do of course. What’s that you say, you don’t?  Since when are you too busy to spend some of your time on you?

Time with a President selling insurance

            Fresh out of college and armed with a degree in Psychology I found myself jobless and looking for a career.  It was then that I met up with the insurance salesman. After he had me tested and as he reviewed the results, he told me that I had better find a different career. I just wasn’t cut out to be an insurance salesman. At first I was crushed. But then on the way home I had one of those V-8 juice moments! Sell insurance, what was I thinking?